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February 17, 2005
Immunization
Students of Don Mills Collegiate were to be immunized from %#@$. We were called down to gym in the alphanumeric order of our home form (grade, period 2 teacher). I got to miss 20 minutes of English (which is good). Before, giving us the shot, the nurse asked us a bunch of questions… Conversation went pretty much like this (couldn’t have been more useless):
“Have you read and understood the booklet?” YES. “Do you know how to catch the disease?” - YES. “Are you currently suffering from a serious illness” - YES… wait, NO. “Are you sure?” - YES… “Are you pregnant?” Hesitation. YESSS? No comment. Boring. Can’t you give me the shot already? - YES…
Posted by Oleg Ivrii at February 17, 2005 05:51 PM
Comments
If the nurse asked me if whether I was pregnant, I would have taken that needle and shoved it in her mouth =).
Posted by: Tout at February 17, 2005 11:11 PM
Tout, are you pregnant?
Posted by: aSo at February 19, 2005 04:07 PM