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December 14, 2004

Oleg's Big Adenture (Part II)

Today, I continue with my big adventure. This is part 2 (of 3). The title suggests that it is a big adventure, and indeed it is. That is why its going to take THREE parts. Today's Theme: Being resourceful.

Yesterday, I said that I will build a balloon, eat cake and play video games. I also said that I will dig a hole in the ground and defeat the legendary The Gamer's Man. Now for more.

So, I will come to the room with treasure... Now, treasure is usually found in chests. And what do you know? In the middle of the room, there would be a nice, big (and pretty heavy) chest. But unfortunately, it won't be filled with treasure. When I will reach to open it, a big red rubber punchie will fly out and hit me in the head. This will knock me down backwards and I will fall on a switch triggering a trap door. Behind the door - a staircase - and I will roll down the staircase.

Now, this would be a pretty stupid thing to do. Of course, I have not done it (yet). But knowing this (would happen) in advance, I should be smart and avoid this whole trip altogether. Except, sometimes I am not. Well, lets put it this way: I have tendency to get into trouble. And if this won't happen one way, it would probably happen another way.

Then, a cage will drop from the ceiling and I will be trapped. But, I will not be trapped in the cage, because it will miss me - I will be trapped in the dark basement. Normally, you can come back the way you came, but the impossible will happen - the staircase will disappear. Actually, it won't disappear, even worse - it will exist no more.

So you want to know how I plan on getting out. Or rather how I will plan to get out. Well I don't know yet, I might tell you later when I return from this trip (although thats unlikely considering I will be trapped in some stupid basement). But you know, I am clever and I will think of something.

In the basement, I will find a telephone. But it won't work because it would not be plugged in. Why not plugged in? Because there would not be any sockets in the basement. (I doubt that there are any sockets now but who knows - strange things happen in these kinds of basements). In fact, I will find the telephone absolutely useless. Then, why am I telling you about this? Because I could sure use one now. Actually, the real reason why it would not be plugged in is because it is a cellphone.

Anyways, I will take out my trusty calculator and use it as a laser. This will blast a big hole in the wall. I will go through the hole and pass to the basement of my neighbour's house. You will find out what will happen to me next tomorrow.

Posted by Oleg Ivrii at December 14, 2004 06:46 PM


"I will take out my trusty calculator and use it as a laser"... so you basically took the battery out, seperate the solar cells from the calculator, put the battery into your coke can, throw it at other coke cans to make a big explosion, and the energy of the explosion somehow was obsorbed by the solar panel and a laser appeared out of no where and BAAAM there goes the wall.

Posted by: Eric C at December 15, 2004 04:21 PM

if you actually do find time to become 1337 at halo2 AND turn your calculator into a laser, ppl will be giving you their coke and cake

Posted by: Jon at December 15, 2004 04:22 PM

what did i ever do to you?

Posted by: sasha at December 15, 2004 04:23 PM

you have got to show me how you could transform something i can buy for 20 dollars into a weapon of mass destruction

Posted by: mikeee at December 15, 2004 04:23 PM

Oleg, what are you on? Coke?

Posted by: aSo at December 15, 2004 04:24 PM

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